Humor Syllabus For The Course On “Camp Heterosexuality” I Have Not Yet Been Asked To Teach
I hold out hope that I will be offered a visiting fellowship in over-the-top heterosexual performance.
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Humor If Fifty Shades of Grey Had Been Written by a Queer Lady, in Haiku
Anna Pulley continues her lesbian-themed haiku series by imagining different versions of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' as written by a queer woman.
Books Great House Therapy: Jane & Edward’s Fire-Ravaged Gothic Ruin
It takes a lot of love and hard work to turn your ancient, fire-ravaged Gothic castle into a home.
Books I Dedicate This Novel to the Man Who Convinced Me to Stop Writing Silly Genre Fiction and Crank out a Thinly Veiled Memoir
A forked-tongue tribute to the terrible men of literature who talked our heroines out of their worthless genre fiction aspirations.
Beauty A Paint Company Describes White Paint Colors
What it says on the tin. We're way past "bone" here.
Humor The Other Avengers Are Pretty Busy Right Now
Ever wondered why all the Avengers don't show up to help when the world is about to be destroyed? Wonder no longer.
Beauty Looks Your Mother Gives You After Seeing the F-Word in a Piece You Wrote
Your mother isn't mad, she's disappointed. Oh, wait. She's also mad.
Humor The Gradual Devolution of My Goals as an English Teacher
An English teacher lowers her expectations of her pony-having students.
Health How to Turn a Breech Baby
You may THINK you've done everything to turn your breech baby, but have you??
Humor Bills, Bills, Bills: Melancholy Murray Surprises Fans Across the Nation
These stories absolutely could be true.
Humor Things I Hope Aren’t On The Internet But Probably Are
A collection of things ("spiderbite fetish communities," etc.) that Matt Morain suspects probably are, indeed, on the internet.
Fashion The Leather Golf Hat Guy
We talk so much about fedoras, but what of the gentleman who sports a leather golf hat?
Business Cost Per Use: A Disturbing Calculation
Sarah Lazarovic examines the cost per use price of many of her possessions, and it's not pretty.
Animals An Investigation of the Biodiversity of Disney Sidekicks
A very serious and probing look at the animal sidekicks of the Disney universe, dogs and dog-like horses and owls and so on.
Humor Every Lesbian Movie Ever Made, In Haiku
Anna Pulley continues her haiku series by taking on the plot of every lesbian film.
