Writing What The Bride Took
What the bride is taking, and keeping, and giving away.
2014
Writing 
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Cartoons & Comics Sofia Coppola, Please Read Junko Mizuno’s Princess Mermaid
Sarah Fonder wants Sofia Coppola to bathe in the blood of "Princess Mermaid" before taking on the latest Hans Christian Andersen adaption.
Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: The Little Prince
The Little Prince has come for a visit.
Animals “The Ability To Control Both Horses and Women”
The world was a better place when trade unions were as focused on witchcraft as they were on workers' rights.
Humor In Which Netflix Achieves Sentience As A Result of My Terrible Decision-making
Tommy Wallach's Netflix knows him too well.
Television Logical Inconsistencies in Beloved (Mostly Canadian) Childhood TV Shows
Erica Ruth Kelly, on how logical inconsistencies in childhood TV shows set her up for adult failure.
Cartoons & Comics My SDCC Diary: Our Fandom Anthropologist Reports Back
Morgan Leigh Davies went to SDCC for us, and these are her findings.
Movies Scenes From Zoe Saldana’s Most Popular Movies With Center Stage Quotes Instead
Scenes from Zoe Saldana's most popular sci-fi & fantasy roles, but with quotes from her greatest work, Center Stage.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Meta Toast Points For The Week of August 1st
This week's Toast Points.
science Scientists’ Never-Ending Quest To Torment Mice Continues Apace
Scientists will never stop until every mice in existence has been horribly and slowly tortured to death.
Advice Introducing “The Spinster’s Almanac”: Advice From Poetry
A new advice column, in which the wisdom dispensed is derived from glorious works of poetry.
Humor The Only New Yorker Longreads Guide That Still Matters
These are not real New Yorker longreads.
Meta Cocktail Hour: Open Thread
The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender.
