Books
A forked-tongue tribute to the terrible men of literature who talked our heroines out of their worthless genre fiction aspirations.
Beauty
What it says on the tin. We're way past "bone" here.
Humor
Ever wondered why all the Avengers don't show up to help when the world is about to be destroyed? Wonder no longer.
Beauty
Your mother isn't mad, she's disappointed. Oh, wait. She's also mad.
Humor
An English teacher lowers her expectations of her pony-having students.
Advice
You have questions, these modernists have some...not entirely unrelated answers.
Health
You may THINK you've done everything to turn your breech baby, but have you??
Humor
These stories absolutely could be true.
Humor
A collection of things ("spiderbite fetish communities," etc.) that Matt Morain suspects probably are, indeed, on the internet.
Fashion
We talk so much about fedoras, but what of the gentleman who sports a leather golf hat?
Business
Sarah Lazarovic examines the cost per use price of many of her possessions, and it's not pretty.
Animals
A very serious and probing look at the animal sidekicks of the Disney universe, dogs and dog-like horses and owls and so on.
Humor
Anna Pulley continues her haiku series by taking on the plot of every lesbian film.
Humor
Sulagna Misra on the exciting homes of the future.
Beauty
Penis cosies, and other items you can find knitting patterns for online.
