Humor Why I Can’t Come to Your Play
How many more weekends did you say it runs?
Relationships
Humor 
Beauty If Chris Pratt Were Your Boyfriend
Life would be a dream.
Feminism Head Lice, Red Flags, and Emotional Abuse
An anonymous reader on realizing the extent of emotional abuse in her marriage, and deciding to leave it.
Relationships My New Apartment Explained
"It doesn’t look like an apartment complex from the cobblestone roads, which is what makes it so perfect. Maybe not, though."
Beauty If Forest Whitaker Were Your Boyfriend
Wouldn't that be great?
Advice How Not To Get Yelled At
Never getting yelled at is the highest aim in life.
Beauty If Daniel Radcliffe Were Your Boyfriend
Can you picture it?
Relationships To Build Up and Takeaway From
"When I look back at my sexual history -- those singular still shots and picture postcards -- so little of it involves the actual physical act."
Relationships The Wendigo
Kate Angus' lyric essay for The Butter examines the connection between hunger and desire by exploring a Native American legend and a failed relationship.
Friendship A List of Modern Relationships
Very specific labels for all of your modern relationships.
Beauty If Blake Lively Were Your Girlfriend
What would it be like?
Relationships How to Love the Back of a Neck
"When you love a programmer, you must to learn to love the back of his head. He will be forever bent away from you towards a small black window."
Relationships Cars I’ve Made Out In and the Justification, In Order
A love life in cars.
Beauty If Lupita Nyong’o Were Your Girlfriend
Can you imagine?
Advice Aunt Acid: Advice for Owning Up to Racism
In which a reader wishing to apologize to a friend for a racist comment made years ago asks Aunt Acid for advice.
