Beauty If Tilda Swinton Were Your Girlfriend
Life would sure be different then.
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History Let’s Talk About The Eartha Kitt Threesome With Paul Newman And James Dean
The probablility that Eartha Kitt had sex with Paul Newman and James Dean at the same time is not zero. Rejoice.
Beauty If Chris Pratt Were Your Boyfriend
Life would be a dream.
Beauty If Forest Whitaker Were Your Boyfriend
Wouldn't that be great?
Advice How Not To Get Yelled At
Never getting yelled at is the highest aim in life.
Beauty If Daniel Radcliffe Were Your Boyfriend
Can you picture it?
Relationships To Build Up and Takeaway From
"When I look back at my sexual history -- those singular still shots and picture postcards -- so little of it involves the actual physical act."
Relationships The Wendigo
Kate Angus' lyric essay for The Butter examines the connection between hunger and desire by exploring a Native American legend and a failed relationship.
Friendship A List of Modern Relationships
Very specific labels for all of your modern relationships.
Beauty If Blake Lively Were Your Girlfriend
What would it be like?
Relationships How to Love the Back of a Neck
"When you love a programmer, you must to learn to love the back of his head. He will be forever bent away from you towards a small black window."
Relationships Cars I’ve Made Out In and the Justification, In Order
A love life in cars.
Beauty If Lupita Nyong’o Were Your Girlfriend
Can you imagine?
Beauty If A Restless Ghost Were Your Boyfriend
If a restless ghost were your boyfriend, you’d never have to call to see where he was, because his manifestation on our earthly plane was confined to your studio apartment. The one where he died.
Beauty If The Boy From The Giving Tree Were Your Boyfriend
OKAY, OLD STUMP.
