Movies Dialogue I Desperately Pray Will Be Featured in Darren Aronofsky’s Noah
Dialogue I really, really hope they include in Noah.
2014
Movies 
Food Spicy
Priya Alika Elias, on what spicy food means to her, and what it means to others.
Dreams My List of Demands
Mallory's list of demands.
Advice Buying the Right Pet Food: A Primer from Dr. S
The Toast's in-house veterinarian, Dr. S, offers a guide for hand-wringing owners who are standing in the pet food aisle, confused.
Health Seven Hospital Vignettes
Rachel Marcy tells seven brief stories about the time she has spent in hospital.
Jaya and Matt’s Rejects Pile
As we wracked our brains to create a week’s worth of content for you lovely readers, we came up with a number of ideas that just didn’t make the cut.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup!
Beauty Three Poems by Rosa Lyster
Rosa Lyster is The Toast's favourite young poet to publish, and here are three of her poems.
I Demand to Know What is Going On With Men’s Shirts These Days
Matt Lubchansky investigates the hot mess which is the current state of men's shirts.
Meta Cocktail Hour: Open Thread
The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender.
Meta Our Favorite Comments From the Week, Illustrated
Jaya and Matt pick out their favorite comments from the week and Matt draws them.
Things I Cannot Stop Drawing
Things Matt Lubchansky's hands will start drawing if he does not stop them.
Country Life for the Mildly Unwilling
Sarah Todd, on finding herself in the Berkshires, and coming to terms with country life.
Beauty The Ballad of Yoko Ono, on Her 45th Wedding Anniversary
Lakshmi Gandhi, on how the world took the news of John Lennon's wedding to Yoko Ono, and also how the world hasn't changed that much since.
Cartoons & Comics How To Respond to Being Hit On, A Primer
Jaya Saxena and Matt Lubchansky show you proper protocol for when you are being hit on.
