If I Were a Superhero
Caroline O'Donoghue, on the kind of superhero she would be. There would be a valiant dog involved.
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Books Literary Characters I Would Not Invite to a Dinner Party
Kathryn Ionata describes the worst possible literary dinner party a person could throw.
Humor Seven April Fools’ Jokes for a Fun and Happy Marriage
Some marvelous and non-disastrous ways to share April Fools' Day with your nearest and dearest.
Humor Stardate: Fuck This Shit
Stardate: this is some bullshit.
Humor Subliminal Product Placement on My Netflix Queue
Nancy Holochwost on the items she suspects Netflix is selling her via product placement.
Cartoons & Comics The Coen Brothers’ Garfield Movie
Jesse Berney tracks down the script for the Coen Brothers' slightly gritter take on a "Garfield" movie.
Humor Fear of a Teen Planet
Matt Lubchansky, the Eddie Valiant of teens, chronicles his travels through Teen Town.
Humor Hey Ladies: St. Patrick’s Day Edition
Michelle Markowitz and Caroline Moss' monstrous regiment of ladies returns to decimate your St. Patrick's Day.
Marcus Aurelius, Sports Broadcaster
Marcus Aurelius tries his hand at football commentary.
Cartoons & Comics I’m Getting Really Tired Of Living In This Quaint English Village
This quaint English village is too full of corpses.
Books Missed Connections in a Gabriel García Márquez Story
You: ninety-three, a whore, kneading dough with the heel of your shoe. Me: the village vicar, smelling of breast milk, black boots, double-barreled shotgun.
Advice CRTC-Approved Canadian Pornography Scenarios
Nicole Cliffe has gained access to a list of government-approved plotlines for Canadian pornography.
Humor What Leonard Cohen Says When He Wakes Up
Kevin Sharp imagines the early-morning sayings of Leonard Cohen.
Humor A Projectionist Reviews Movies Based on the Only Five Minutes She Sees
A film projectionist in Antwerp shares her impressions of recent films based on their last five minutes: the only part she gets to see.
Humor Convincing Claire to Take an Internship Using Dated References
In which a young woman is encouraged to take an internship via a series of anachronistic film and music references.
